rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

reblog if you’re a milf

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

otterthulhu:

if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here

(Source: otterthulhu-moved1234)

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

rumour:

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